Home Alone...

[Johnny B]

He was a big lad Bill, had massive man tits, he was a right rough Yorkshire lad he liked his udders feeled

[andy69]

QUOTE]Sounds like a plan, Stan! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [/QB][/QUOTE]

I ain't been called stan in a long time! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Ian Rich Rags]

The only man we ever had as a roadie who was contracted to take a bath. Unfortunately by the time he got into reception he was as sweaty as a pig on the way into the big shed. I once saw him wipe his arse on a skid row t-shirt and then put it back on!

[Johnny B]

5 sausages

[SJ_Skyline]

Reminds me of when Dave's neighbours in Newcastle were burgled. Nigel ran after them down the road with a hammer, he got to the end of the road before the adrenaline wore off and he heard his wife call after him:

"Nigel!! You've got no clothes on!!"

FPMSL [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Ian Rich Rags]

We need to get Johnny Bullets on this thread. He has sent me photos of his 'Personal space time'
It has to be seen to be believed.